How to not be a bitch 101: Eliminating Hateration

Lesson 1: Do not give salty stares to another female just because she kicks it with a bunch of guys.
Don't be mad cuz another female is kickin it with a guy you have been dating in your mind for the last 3 weeks. He prolly would kick it with you if you weren't a seasoned hater.

Lesson 2: Do not hate on another female cuz she has a man and you don't.
You would have a man but you too caught up on some dude who doesn't want you. So instead of finding someone else, you choose to hate on his girl. LET HIM GO...HE DOESN'T WANT YOU.

Lesson 3: SHOWER DAILY!!!
This has nothing to do with being a bitch or hating. I just thought it was necessary to emphasize personal hygiene. Its just gross when people, especially females, don't shower regularly.

Lesson 4: PRE-JUDGEMENTS
This is an absolute No-No!! How can you talk about someone who's name you don't even know?
EXAMPLE:
girl 1: "She acts all bourgie and stuck up."
girl 2: "What's her name?"
girl 1: "I don't know, but I know I don't like her."
At this point all conversation is over. You can't like somebody you don't know...PERIOD!!! *sidenote* Feeling impartial is allowed.

Lesson 5: Rumors
This is the ULTIMATE sign of a hater. If you don't have concrete proof of something, DO NOT spread rumors. Its tacky and you look tacky doing it. Hell...even if you have proof, just shut up!! No one likes being caught up in rumors. You will look stupid when that shit comes back and bitch slaps you in the face and drags you across the floor.

Lesson 6: Reciprocated hating.
Ladies...do not stoop down to the level of your haters. That puts you into the bitch group...and no one wants to be in the bitch group. Instead, appreciate your haters. Thank them, in fact. You know they wanna be like you, otherwise they wouldn't be spending their time thinking about you...DUH!!!