I GOT PUNKED!!!

So my morning begins after two dreams that felt so real.

Dream #1: My aunt was trying to kill me. This is my father's sister who has stated out loud that she doesn't like me and I could care less because she doesn't tickle my fancy either. But she kidnapped me and had full intent to kill me. I somehow ran into someone I know from UCLA and had him call my sister and tell her that I had been kidnapped and to call the police. *end of dream*

Dream #2: There was a horrible accident on Crenshaw and Imperial where a car just burst into flames and a nearby car caught on fire as well. *end of dream*

By now I'm wide awake watching tv and decided to curl my hair for church. There was some huge event taking place so I knew I had to be up and out of my apartment on time. So I get ready for church and head to my mom's. She needed me to go to a store and pick up a large order of rotisserie chicken. *for the sake of the story I will keep the store nameless* When I get there, the first person I see in the deli section is the stripper who accosted me. And for some reason it makes me hella giddy and I can't stop laughing and smiling to myself. So the guy I spoke to had me doing run around. The chicken wasn't finished when it was supposed to be. Then it wouldn't fit in the cart so I had to get the pulley thing which were all out. So after 25 minutes of waiting and back and forths...I get to the check out line. Right as the girl is ringing me up, there is a small electrical fire and the entire building needed to be evacuated...but best believe I got my chicken and got the hell up outta there.

So I finally get to church that I'm already 35 minutes late for and my aunt asks me to help her set up for the event taking place afterward. Needless to say...I missed church. Once the event got started, the first person I see is my godbrother hanging with my aunt's son {refer to dream #1}. In my mind...he probably came with someone else so I thought nothing of it. But as I set there with my little cousin, Cheta, I see my aunt {refer to dream #1}.

GOD STRAIGHT PUNKED ME TODAY AND GOT ONE HELLUVA LAUGH ON MY ACCOUNT...LMAO!!! Oh well...que sera sera!